Total Medals Earned: 193 (From 35 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,665 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/480 points)
Completed Phantom Ghost Stage
Destroy Trojan Army
AngelSlayer
Defeat GoblinMadness Stage
Unlock All Upgrades
Defeat BigBang Stage
TrickLordBaal
Clear All Epic Mode
Clear All Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 7/18 (130/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/20 (120/410 points)
Complete Invidia
Play Headbanging Hero: Metal
Complete Superbia
Complete Ira
Complete Acedia
Complete Avaritia
Complete Gullia
Complete Luxuria
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 3/19 (110/645 points)
Credit where credit is due
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 14/15 (485/490 points)
Extra Life!
You bounced the apple 10 times!
You have clicked New Game!
Got 10 Coins!
You bounced the apple 25 times!
Got 25 Coins!
You bounced the apple 35 times!
Got 35 Coins!
You bounced the apple 50 times! WOW!
Got 50 Coins!
Listened to the Shanty Shuffle song!
Listened to the Backwater Breakdown song!
You have beaten the whole game!
Listened to the Buttermilk Biscuits song!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (100/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (295/325 points)
"wat r u some kind of fukin egoraptor ripoff"
"I miss JonTron from being in Game grumps X_x"
"I'll be back Kakadu kkk fagit lol"
"HAHA! Awesome! Also the characters kinda like like mineblocks characters! :D"
"HOT AS IN REAL FUCKING LIFE!"
"So le epic funny XDDDDDDDDDDD"
"Haha I'm 47 and I'm watching this fuck yahhh. HaterZ"
"Animem Y U NO MEME ANIME?"
"help i want to play online minecraft i have minecraft so help me connect to the server please!:D"
"great. Now give her a huge icicle penis."